Merry Effing Christmas To Me

One would think that Christmas came a day early to hear Pat admit his secret admiration of Mark Bellhorn, and though it did make me smile to see that we actually agree on how much Tony Graffanino sucks, to fact that he will even be returning makes me want to G-A-G! Now, coincidently in "Bellhorn Nation" Gag is an ackronym for Go Away Graffanino.



Now, The Top 5 Reasons Why I Hate Graffanino:
1.) He replaced Mark Bellhorn. Enough said right? well wrong. See, I would normally be open to the new player, (i.e. Todd Walker's replacements...both of them) but there was just something I didn't trust.

2.) His error in Game 2 of the ALDS. Even I could've made that play.

3.) The fact that everyone thinks he is the Lord Jesus Christ. Yes, Gary Disarcgina I'm talking to you.

4.) He reminds me of Hazel Mae. Too flashy for our poor little Red Sox.

5.) He was always missed games for the worst reasons. "My Pinky hurts skip, I think I need to ice it" <-- Would Johnny Damon say that? Would Trot say that? Would Curtis say that? Would even lowly Mark Bellhorn say that? I. Think. Not.


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In other news, Mark Bellhorn still has not signed with a team. But his hair has started to grow back :) .


And to think, I was harassed by a fat man at the Sox/Yanks game for holding a sign that proclaimed "Bellhorn's Better" I guess I had the last laugh.

Shannon.