Fun In The Sun

George Steinbrenner sits in his gloomy office overlooking legends field, while informing his press minions of his prophetic vision of a World Series win in '06. Joe Torre and Brian Cashman, the henchmen, try to figure out how they're going to fulfill this prophecy with a rubber-armed center fielder, incapable pitching, and washed up muscled heads trying to find a way to fool drug tests.

Across the "Sunshine State" sits City of Palms park, where Red Sox spring training camp ensues.


See you in October, Mr. Steinbrenner.

Shannon.